How Can You Attend a Baby Bathwater Event?

Baby Bathwater Events are highly curated, but not in the “usual” way.

We don't give a damn:

  • How much money you make
  • If you are considered "a big deal"
  • Who you know

Now here is what we DO care about:

  • You’re a nice person—we’re from small towns and we’re pretty good at reading people
  • You’re a “giver,” not a “taker”
  • You have useful business skills… You know what you’re doing
  • You LOVE who you’re selling to… We call it the “Give a Shit” factor
  • You aren’t scamming people or doing anything unethical
  • You’re fun, easy to talk to and self-reliant

The Process:

After you apply, we will contact you in order to set up a brief phone call.

On this call, we will get to know you and ensure there is a fit for both of us. If there is, we will hope to see you at the next event!


Frequently Asked Questions

You might have heard that we have a membership program. There is no need to concern yourself with this now because we only invite people into our membership program who we know well.

This means we have to have met you at one of our events, at the very least. Sometimes it takes a couple of times before we feel comfortable inviting someone into membership because it has to be a complete fit.
We get busy, so maybe we missed it. Or maybe your answers weren’t especially complete. Or it could have hit the spam filter. Or there might have been solar flares that day.

Please apply again!
Now that is an excellent question. We sometimes discuss this when we’re avoiding work. Where we are at now with that question is that the universe—or whatever you call it—appears to be random. However, with the laws of probability, if a person is good consistently then the likelihood of bad things happening to them are generally lower than if they do bad things.

We are open to better thoughts.